10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth