10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "No river, no fish."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers