10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword