10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves