10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson