10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for loners.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."