10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth