10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have