10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)