10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss