10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "No river, no fish."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.