10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-