10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare