10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have