10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown