10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs