10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth