10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You have to piss with the dick you have