10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus