10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury