10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.