10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.