10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel