10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.