10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.