10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen