10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.