10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear