10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.