10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- in the poker game of life women are the rake