10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow