10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.