10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.