10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus