10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.