10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.