10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003