10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fold and live to fold again
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.