10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright