10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe