10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier