10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon