10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."