10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph