10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Welcome to kicker school
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"