10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown