10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)