10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill