10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson