10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.